Technology is ever so versatile. Take the alarm function on the portable instant telegram a.k.a. what some modernists call a "cellular phone." The best way to use this alarm function is to set it on vibrate and place it within one's undergarments for safe keeping. When the alarm goes off, one will wake in the most pleasant way. Think if the other times during the day one needs a wake up call. One can ask her lover to call her at a specific time, say at 3 pm during that staff meeting . . . about three dozen times.